Splat 0n Yr FACE

Splat 0n Yr FACE~!

the "geek"

Harlow~ I'm Shao Wei. =) Ok... I'll tell you mre about myself.
Age:12
Sch:Qihua Primary Riverside Secondary
Likes:
Computer
Hanging out
Games


Hates:
Homework
Exams
Emo ppl
Scammers

Wednesday, April 29, 2009


Hello...
Today okok...

i was very happy...

lolz

okays...


Morning =>
mdm sheng tok wif me.
Blahblahblah...

Zzzzzzzz

ok.
then was physics.
As usual very boring.
So,
I took Denise's Monkey pen.
She was like, "EH~!"
so loud.

omg
then i returned it lorh.
and took it back again...

xD

then recess...


blahblah.

I just want to get to the bloody point.

After school i was walking home with melvin.
Tried to push me to denise,
of course i avoided it.
^^

Then reach the crossing at qihua.
The traffic light larh,
melvin was toking to p6 pupils.
Then it was for us to cross.
i reaching the end liao.

Then i walk backwards call melvin to cross.
Ignored me.
I shout even louder.
Then when i reach le,
the driver winded down the window.

Then shout."dunt do it again!!!"

Fuck u lar Jibai~!

__

nabei

Knnb

i cross the road backwards so wad?!

HUH?!
u motherfucking bitch.

LOL
nvm larh...


Monday, April 27, 2009


Okays...
Hmm...
Tooday in school nothing nice happened.

Morning--> some sort of questions and answer session...
so sian...

Ming wei was behind me...
What the Fcuk.
He was sleeping!!!
lol~
If not wad is he doing?
Dancing?
xD

next was dance.
learnt another bloody dance.
Sortof...
We used like some sort of bamboo poles to whack ourselves.
Fcuk sia.

Next was humanities.
As usual, it was kinda interesting.
mdm fang kept us awake(ming wei? i dunno)
after that recess...

then is english.

quite funny...
Then i asked:

Difference between nose droppings and bowling ball:

Bowling ball --> Throw then roll

Nose droppings --> Roll then throw

...


LOL!!!

then after that comic life...

Blahblahblah so sian.

After that stomach pain. Now still pain! aching all the time...

-.-



Sunday, April 26, 2009


Flirty Myspace Comments
MyNiceSpace.com

Hahas...

Lol...



Yo~!
Hi ppl!

You might be wondering why the hell i would change my blog url...

Hmmm...
Maybe you won't larh...

Who cares?

Coz...

My family members know my blog marh...
so i dun wan them to find it...
Coz maybe i angry wan type vulgarities...

xD

=P

Lol...

Kay.

Today in the morning woke up at fking early... 6.15am...

Why???

Because...
My friend sms me so early.
Then, i ignore it.

But then he spam like 20 messages!

?!

Asshole!

Then cnt sleep.

So watch tv...
Nothing nice on lorh...
Damn fking boring

My dad woke up at 7 plus and brought me go eat breakfast.

After that have tuition.
i thought is 1 and a half hours.
Then become 2hours plus...
What the Fk...

after that i go out...
Go causewaypoint.

My tuition teacher wan go buy stuff then i oso goiing there marh...
So go 2gether lorh...

Then i go timezone althought MYE coming.
Hahas

Next ate lunch at Seoul Garden with my teacher and my dad.
Wah...
Costed $81 dollars plus.
What the Fk...

Then ate so much that i was gonna explode...
D=

So sad...
So pain...

Well, at least i could eat my dinner.

Speaking of dinner, my stomach is bloated again.
Ate at mcdonalds.

ARGH...
Damn bloated.
Stomach aching...
What the hell...
-.-
So pain...
Then i drank coke, drank iced lemon tea, ate some mc wings.
Burger i ate McChicken.
2 packet of fries.
Darn it...
I'm gonna get fat very soon.

Then now actually i was going to the stupid ace-learning site.
Why?
Do maths lorh...
Stupid sia.

The maths nothing nice to do...
Now i wanna sign in msn...
Waited for a fcuking half hour and still signing in...
?!

Idiot sia...
So?
now wad?
Blogging lorh...

Aiya...

Damn sian...

I oso watch the Star awards too...

Lame sia.
But nice...

This year got magic tricks one.

Wow

Lol...

Hahas.


Friday, April 24, 2009


Hong Ze tagged me to do this stupid 100 qns quiz...
1) What is the subject you hated most?
Physics

2)What are you doing at 10am?
Listening to ms lee toking

3)When did you last cried?
Cnt remember...

4)What is your favourite thing to eat with peanut butter?
Eww. Peanut butter sucks.

5)What do you want in your life?
many many things

6)Do you carry a unbrella or wear an hood when it rains?
Sometimes.

7)Who do you hate?
Dunno

8)What is your favourite thing to be put in your bed?
Handphone

9)What bottom are you wearing now?
Pants

10)What are the nicest thing in your inbox and by who?
Dunno, dun care.

11)Do you wish to make relationship complicated?
NO

12)What is the last movie you watched?
Forgot

13)Are you wearing anything that is borrowed by anyone?
Nope

14)What is the oldest messages in your inbox and by who?
Dunno

15)What are you proud of?
My skills

16)What is the last song you sang out loud?
Happy birthday to you~!

17)Do you have a nickname?
Yup, and i believe everyone has one.

18)What does your last message say?
Ya

19)What time did you go to school yesterday?
6.55am

20)Are you currently happy?
Little

21)Who give you the best advice?
Dunno

22)Do you whiped cream out of a can?
???

23)Who do you last talk on phone with?
Mum

24)Is the anything bugging you now?
The questions

25)Who/what is the last thing that makes you laugh?
Denise

26)Do you wear toe shoes?
?

27)Who was the last call you missed call from?
Jeslyn Poh

28)Have you ever had your heart broken?
Not telling~

29)Who annoys you the most?
Maybe Edwin...

30)Do you have a crush on anyone now?
Secret~

31)Have you ever done cocaine before?
???

32)What is the colour of your room?
Green

33)Would you kill some one for a billion dollars?
Nope.

34)Do you believe in saying talk to cheap?
No

35)Who is the last person that lie in your bed?
Myself

36) Who was the last person that hug you?
Mum

37) What do you want to say to the person that you have crush on?
Not saying

38) Do you have a life?
Duh...

39) Have you ever thought that someone had die when he didn't ?
No.

40) What's the reason behind your blog song?
Dun hab one... Dun bother to...

41) Who was your last person you saw in your dream?
Denise... = =
42) When was the last time you smile?
Today...

43) What are you listening to now?
Nth.

44) Have you change this year?
Like, Duh...

45) Are you talking to someone else when doing this?
Nope.

46) Do you walk with your eyes open or close?
Open...

47) Is there a quote by your living?
No.

48) Do you want someone you don't have?
???

49) Have you ever played a instrument?
Of coz...

50) What was the worst idea you thought of this week?
Hmm... Cnt remember

51) What were you doing last night at 11pm?
Gaming

52) Are you happy with your love life now?
No.

53) What song describe you love life?
Dunno?

54) Does that person you love know you like him or her?
Not telling

55) Who make you laugh?
Almost everybody?


56) Do you speak other languages?
Chinese.

57) Are you blond?
Nope.

58) What is you middle name?
Shao?

59) What are you doing tomorrow?
Sleeping.

60) What do you think you are?
Uh... Dunno?

61) Who do you choose to die with?
No one.

62) Where have you been today?
School

63) What games do you play often?
Sudden Attack Sea

64) Who do you miss now?
Secret~

65) What are you doing now?
Doing the Bloody quiz

66) Which primary school are you from?
Qihua Primary School.

67) Who will you choose friends or lover?
...

68) Who are you missing now?
My friends.

69) What emotion do you like to show people?
==

70) What is your life to you?
Something

71) If you have something troubling you now , what will you do?
Think about it.

72) Who did you last chat with on MSN?
Denise and Pangyong

73) Who do you admire the most?
No one

74) Which month were you born in?
October.

75) How are you feeling now?
Tired.

76) What time isit now?
7:52 PM

77) Where are you now?
Home.

78) What colour would you like to dye your hair?
Light Brown?

79) Why are you doing this?
Hong ze tagged me to do it

80) [Where'd the question go???]

81) At what age do you want to get married?
Before 23?

82) Who is more important?
Secret~

83) Do you have enough confidence?
Sorta

84) Who is the person you hate the most?
Bryan.

85) Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after rain?
Yes.

86) If you have dream come true , what would it be?
Cnt tell

87) What are your goals for this year?
Exams pass with flying colours

88) Do you believe in internal life?
Yes.

89) What do you love?
Not gonna answer

90) Do you believe in global warming?
Duh

91) What feeling do you hate the most?
Sad.

92) Do you ever treasure single friendship of yours?
Duh...

93) Do you give up second chances easily?
No.

94) Who cares for you de most?
Parents

95) What thing is the most important in your life?
Studies.

96) What would you bring when you fight?
Weapons of course

97) What is the worst thing you regret?
Dunno.

98) What will you feel when nobody cares about you?
Sad, Duh

99) What if your stead two-timed you?
Break up

100) Do you still love your ex?
No.


Thursday, April 23, 2009


Hello ppl...

Sorry, i never post for a long time...
To busy with homework these few days...
Bloody Exams comin~!

Kay, to day was home econs...

We were the last class to do it...

Last period, on friday...

WDF?!

K,

We make ckn soup...

Then we first cut and peel and boil...

First, i peeled the celery, carrot and potato,
With hong ze opposite me keep toking...

Then i pass to FARZANA( home econ partner )
She go cut the veg...

*whispers* i think i forgot to wash the food!!!

Hmm...
okays...
Then i go marinate the chicken...
Wahseh...

Smells Soooooooo Good...

lolz =.=

Next boil the water.

Walao
i din noe that we were supposed to boil first...

I think i forgot...

Then the veg were wet...
So, i boil the water, then add veg.

Next, we tasted the chicken soup.
Hmm... Tasted quite BLAND.

BLAND!!!

And then i added salt and pepper...

Lots of pepper...

Lots of it...

LOTS OF IT...

Well, then it tasted too peppery...

Eww.

But still nice...

Okays...

Now i go do homework liaoz.

BB


Tuesday, April 21, 2009


Yo...

Um...
I got nothing to say to day actually...

it is just that...
Nothing interesting happened...

==

so...
Bye...

Wait...

I wonder if i should put the fotos i took on massrun day...

Got pang yong, Javier, Kairul, justin, half-half, ms tan , Pei yu and Denise's foto...

i wonder if i should put on the blog...

Hmmm......


Thursday, April 16, 2009


Today...
Have nothing nice to talk about...
Expect...
i mean except...

HOME ECON~

Walao...

Today we had to wear aprons and bandannas(bananas)...
xD
Then i wear too loose then Hong Ze pull for me... =.=
Walao...
So tight...

Then we had to listen to a ppt so boring...
And long...

After that we tasted some drinks and food...

First my group tasted some things...
Got one is bitter gourd...
OMFG...
So bitter...
Hong Ze poured all in his mouth...
Then aisha go syf(to watch)...
So hong ze drank hers too...
==

Next we tasted coke or pepsi wadsoever...
Walao!
Sweet sia~

So NICE!!!
Ps...
Teacher say cannot use nice to describe...
so...

SWEET~!

lolz

Then we ate yogurt...
Pandan bread...
Cereal...
And...
Some sort of Biscuits...

Kays...

Now i go do homework liaoz...
BB



Sorry larh...
I nvr post for a long time...
Lazi...
xD

Yesterday was napfa...
Walao...
Tiring...
When i reached home...
I wan to sleep...
But my mum say bathe first...
=.=
Then...

I bathe lorh!
After i bathe then i dun feel like sleeping liaoz...
Walao...

I remembered my results...
i think they were something like this...


Sit-ups => 50
Sit-And-Reach => 37.5cm
Standing broad jump => 180+ or 190+
Inclined pull up => 43...
Actually i could do mre than 43...
My pri school friends kept making me laugh...
Then cannot do anymore...
shuttle-run => 10.43 secs...

Okays...
I wanna put some ppl's foto i took on mass run day...
But l8r they kill me
==


Thursday, April 2, 2009


Today in the morning i thot we going to go run...
Then we dance...
=.=
OMG?!

Then the dance over is english...
Wahseh
funny sia...
First she show us some of vocab words like amiable, vain, sensitive, honest, athletic and sorts of stuff...

Amiable:
Likes the smell of their friends fart...

Athletic:
Farts at the slightest movement...

Vain:
Likes the smell of their own fart...

Sensitive:
Farts and cries...



Today was a normal day...

in the morning got the stupid physics...
so boring...
Zzz...
=.=

Next was recess...
Nothing nice to talk about...

Then for the rest of the day nth to sae...
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After school i was going to the Drama Club SYF performance.

Wah...
The performance very nice...
But only watch 2 seh...
Riverside one and RGS one

RGS one quie nice...
XD
Riverside one oso nice ...

...


histories,

February 2009
March 2009
April 2009
May 2009
June 2009

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